Elisa, Emily, and Colleen (the coolest people in the World)

I thought I would start by saying a little about my roomies since we are the coolest people in the universe. They are both going to be Sr.s, believe the same about dating as I do and they are both home schooled. Colleen is a morning person and definitely the most practical of the three of us. She also has awesome red hair which is very thick. On Saturdays she goes to an abortion clinic to help to spread the truth about life. Emily is one of nine children. She is a waitress at the restaurant that her family owns. She and I are both night people and love to annoy Colleen together as we sing around the room. When we first met Colleen thought I would be loud and obnoxious and Emily thought I would be rebellious. I on the other hand thought that Emily would be very quiet and that Colleen would be stuck up and full of herself.....it is amazing how one event can bring 3 people who think thus about one another together. It all began one night when....

It was time for lights out when I came running into the room headed for the bath room. After trying to flush the toilet I realized that it was clogged (dum dud da dun) scary music*. Now the toilet had not been clogged by myself but by someone else. Now I am not a name dropper..instead I will refer to the initials of the culprit. Colleen Hassell!!!! Any way apparently they were "planning" to tell me but I ran in too fast. Emily, now terrified, fearfully asked me where we would go now. Now I am a girl prepared for any problem so I reassuringly told her that this would be no problem, we could just pee in the sink until the janitor came. Surprisingly, neither Colleen nor Emily were much comforted. When trying to go to sleep Emily (being the lazy person that she is) stated that she wanted to use the toilet because she did not want to go down the hall to an empty bathroom. I being the girl of much patience decided to giver another option since she was picky and did not want to use thee advise I had since bestowed on her. I told her she could pee in a water bottle. Thinking I was being sarcastic ( I assure you I was not)  she told me that she would only if she could do it in my WVA Alumni water bottle!!!! SHE WANTED TO PEE IN MY WVA BOTTLE WHEN SHE HAD A CHEAPY  EMPTY DASANI BOTTLE!!!! THE NERVE!!!!! Anyway since I am the giving person that I am, striving in my servant leadership I decided to let her use mine. The ungrateful girl declined my offer. The next day I decided to pursue my attempt to serve Emily. I went to the cafeteria and filled MY WVA bottle with a mixture of Lipton ice tea and Mountain Dew. I then placed the water bottle in Emily's bed with the thought of giving her a convenience during the night. I was very much surprised when instead of thanking me for the sacrifice I had made on her behalf she stared to scream and throw the water bottle out of the bed. Through-out the week I continued to try and help Emily and Colleen get use to the idea of using the water bottle. I stuck it in there suitcases, put it on and under their pillows and even put it next to the sink so they might be able to understand better what it meant. Now I had said that Colleen was an early riser.....that's what we thought. At the end of the week she confessed to getting up early so she could pee in the sink privately. By the end of the week Emily had still not mastered the meaning of the bottle so I sent it home with her. Tune in next time to here the continuation of the story......the midnight dance!